what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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