2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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