oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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