I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
soo... how was my night?
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