another moral hangover. fuck.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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