No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Your penis caused this!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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