You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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