i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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