Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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