I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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