Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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