OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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