All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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