I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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