I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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