there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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