do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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