Plan B is the new Plan A
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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