I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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