it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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