She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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