So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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