oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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