what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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