She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
operation harelip BJ is a go
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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