Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Someone shattered a urinal.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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