I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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