Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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