What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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