do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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