I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wish i was in the wii world.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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