I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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