Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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