a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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