420 ftw
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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