You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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