I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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