Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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