There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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