The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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