I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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