i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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