So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Is it because I queefed?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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