Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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