I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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