I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pray to the hookup gods
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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