Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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