who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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