I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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