If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm too high and old for this...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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